Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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