Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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