She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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