got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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