Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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