Are we in a gay sports bar?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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