sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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