I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I want to fling myself into the sun
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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