youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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