O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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