Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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