Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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