i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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