His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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