Please, let me fuck your mom
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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