Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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