im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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