Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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