bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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