I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i think i just lost a toe
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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