Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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