And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So much rum. So many feels.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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