I am in a vortex of obligation.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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