:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
and she was petting her beer can
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
