btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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