porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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