dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Couch. On fire.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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