I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Apparently you make a good broom.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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