They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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