Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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