You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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