Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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