I wanna bring you to show and tell
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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