We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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