She said her name was "party"
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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