google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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