Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
