She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's shark week go big or go home
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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