I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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