found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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