ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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