The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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