also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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