32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
where are you?
Hypothermia
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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