Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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