Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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