This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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