I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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