I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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