I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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