he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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